*ALERT* Heartfelt message time, Penny Reid style (feel free to share EVERYWHERE with like-minded weirdos):
Did you love ‘Beard Science’?
If so, how much did you love it? Was it your favorite book of the year? Totally cool if it wasn’t.

… but if Cletus and his sausage stole your heart, if you experienced an epic book hangover, if you want more of Cletus and Jenn and their brand of weird, maybe consider writing ‘Beard Science’ in to the Goodreads ‘best romance of 2016’ category.
Link: https://www.goodreads.com/choiceawa…/best-romance-books-2016

Now here’s the part where I get all heartfelt: I love you (my readers), but it’s hard to find you. It’s difficult to find my kind of weird. You are a rare breed. You are the unicorns of the book world– smart, odd, cool, clever, thoughtful, and willing to be challenged by what you read. I have to cast a wide net whenever I have a new release, crossing my fingers and hoping you’ll look up in the sky, see my rainbow batsignal, and want to take a ride on my magical centaur of shenanigans.

Therefore, if you have a moment, vote.
Write in Beard Science.
Help unicorns (such as yourself) find me.
Please.

Then we can have a unicorn party.
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A UNICORN PARTY! (or a shark party )